Monday, April 16, 2012

Happiness is a warm puppy

I had an opera rehearsal from the depths of Hell today. It's a scene from "Il Matrimonio segreto" and it was supposed to be off-book by today, which I JUST found out. I was on vocal rest for the majority of not this past week but the week before that. So I, of course, did not get in as much practice as my two costars. Well, manure occureth. Long story short, today stank like an old dead goose.

But my friend Brittany had the absolutely wonderful and necessary idea to grab dinner at Barberitos - great local place. After half a spinach taco wrap, we decided to come back by my apartment and watch a movie. I DID just get Lady and the Tramp on DVD... So that's what we watched.

I had just about forgotten how very PRETTY this film is. The watercolor-on-celluloid animation is a tradition that should not have died out so easily. Barbara Luddy had the perfect voice for a pretty, well-bred Lady. For those of you not in the know, Ms. Luddy performed several times as a voice in Disney films - she was one of the church mice in Robin Hood and voiced Kanga in all of the Winnie-the-Pooh shorts (later combined into The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh). And on the subject of voices, I never realized that Aunt Sarah had been voiced by Verna Felton (the Fairy Godmother and the Queen of Hearts).

For being one of the cutest Disney movies in history, Lady and the Tramp certainly has some dark bits. First up, the rat. You see him almost in the opening of the movie, in one of the first scenes where Lady is depicted as an adult dog. Probably the only Disney villain besides Chernabog who manages to be completely terrifying without saying a word. Normally, I really like rats - blame the Hanna-Barbera depiction of Templeton - but this creature is not something I would welcome round a human infant.

Second, the dog pound. If you think shelters TODAY are bad, imagine an Edwardian-era dog pound. If they didn't gas them, they took strays out back and shot them. There are accounts of inner-city children getting their entertainment by watching the dog catchers shoot stray dogs. So watching "Nutsy" take the last walk is just plain effing creepy, particularly in a family movie. The possibility of humane euthanasia via injection was just not even a thought at that time.

Third, we have the rat again. If you've read your Scottish legends, you've heard the legend of Gelert. A Scottish king possessed a beloved deerhound many hundreds of years ago. This king also had an infant son. The deerhound was the boy's protector. However, one night, there is a ruckus in the baby's nursery. When the king comes to investigate, he finds blood everywhere and an overturned cradle, with the dog in the thick of it. Without a thought, he draws his sword and kills his beloved pet, thinking the dog has harmed his infant son. Then when they're cleaning up the chaos, they discover the rat in the wreckage of the cradle. The king entombs the dog with a funeral fit for a prince and goes into a depression so deep that he stops eating. Yeah, THAT'S where they got the whole "Tramp kills the rat" bit.

Then, last up, there's the whole "wagon turns over on Trusty" bit. Why do people have to do this in every movie ever that features a dog. I call them "Shadow moments" because of the scene with Shadow towards the end of Homeward Bound. You know the one I mean - when he falls in the mud hole and can't get out? I mean, of course you get the nice heartwarming moment when the fallen dog is shown coming up over the hill to the people who love him. But for the love of pants, I'm already depressed - I just don't need stuff like that!

But gotta love the scene at the very end with both families, human and canine, together at Christmas. Backing up a bit, on the subject of Christmas, let's think to the beginning of the movie. You all know the scene - Jim Dear hands the hatbox to Darling and she opens it to find a puppy with a bow. Well, guess what? This is art imitating life! I was watching a CBS special about Walt Disney himself and, apparently, at one point he forgot something - either his wife's birthday or their anniversary. Something like that. To redeem himself, he presented Lily with a hatbox containing a puppy. If you want to know the name, I suggest you Google it, cos I've only seen the special twice and I can't remember.

Throughout this entire viewing, Stitch had to be up on the couch with Brittany and me. Aside from being slightly obnoxious, it was actually pretty funny. There are so many dog noises in the movie that Stitch started watching the television as well. His ears went all perky and he tilted his head like he was trying to say "Why is that dog making that noise and why can't I smell her?" It was particularly amusing in the beginning of the movie, when Lady's trying to break out of the kitchen. Gotta love it when Jim Dear says "All right, but JUST FOR TONIGHT." Yeah, it's never, ever "just for tonight." Trust me, I peel enough gold hair off myself every morning to know that for a fact.

Thanks for being patient! Keep an eye out for the next installment of A Very Disney College Experience!

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Phooey! I'm a lousy blogger!

... and I haven't had time to watch a darn movie recently. I did, however, receive in my Easter basket three Disney goodies! First I opened was Lady and the Tramp - yay!! Then Tangled - more yay!! And last but not least, Make Mine Music.

Yes, Disney's EIGHTH full-length animated film. It's been in the Disney vaults for decades and never before available on DVD. I'm really looking forward to watching it. A lot of people don't even know it exists.

You know, I really was going to watch these in chronological order. But I think I might be about to say "eff that" and just watch them by mood. Be prepared for a LOT of emotional ups and downs in posts to come.

Disney movies that, without fail, make me cry:
  • Dumbo
  • Bambi
  • The Fox and the Hound
  • The Rescuers
I own precisely one of these. The Rescuers. And it's on VHS, safely stashed away in a box at Mom and Dad's house in Macon. As of lately, I've been trying to avoid like the plague anything that has a history of making me cry... STUFF happened, et cetera.

But anyway... Hmm... How about y'all tell me which Walt Disney full-length animated motion pictures you'd like to see reviewed next and I'll take them in the order I receive the comments. Is that cool?

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Spring Break - Trip to Jacksonville

Okay, so this is a bit of an unexpected opening review post! You know how I said I'd probably start with either Snow White or Steamboat Willie? Well, thanks to my brother, that's not happening. This trip was supposed to be low-key. See, the thing is, every time I go to Jacksonville, it has to be this great huge THING, an EVENT! There's a push to squeeze in as much big-ass fun as humanly possible. It gets grating, expensive, and kinda old. Never any time to just hang out.

So this time, I decided to bring some musicals that Jareth had never seen before. Put your hands together for 1776 and My Fair Lady! We got through 1776 - not detailing the rest of that night, because every single solitary lyric WILL get stuck in everybody's head for forever. But then we decided to watch Repo! The Genetic Opera instead of My Fair Lady. Honestly, I think Elf probably would've shot himself in the foot if we'd made him sit through My Fair Lady. Poop...

Anyway, next day, we get back from HaxSpace (really cool crafting space in Jacksonville!) and decide to watch some movies. We made it through Anastasia... but as Alton Brown says, that's another show! Anastasia is, in fact, a Don Bluth film, same as All Dogs Go To Heaven, the original Land Before Time, and Thumbelina. Not Disney, so no review. If you're sad, I'm sorry, but this is a Disney blog and I kinda-sorta thought I'd made a big FLOWERY point about that.

Moving right along (sing along if you know the Muppets!), we come to Bedknobs and Broomsticks! Now, a touch of back-story. I got a bunch of my movies as a kid because my lovely, wonderful Grandma was a little obsessive with the VCR! Yeah, this was back when Disney actually ran COMMERCIAL-FREE movies on Disney Channel! Can I get some props from my lovelies who remember those days? *peers about* Anyone?

Well, anyway... Apparently my Bedknobs and Broomsticks had been altered by Disney for time. The version I watched last night had a whole bunch of stuff I hadn't seen before! I mean, the one Grandma taped for me wasn't bad - still got it, by the way. All the main stuff was there. But the version on Jareth's computer had some dialogue I hadn't heard and a whole song I'd never even heard of! It was kind of blah anyway, so it doesn't matter that they cut it. It was just Miss Price going on about Professor Browne leaving. It was sort of irritating.

I guess this really isn't much of a review. Then again, I'm pretty damn wiped out after driving back from Jacksonville. The only mention I really had was the footage I hadn't seen before.

On a non-Disney note, I'm super-psyched for the new episode of Criminal Minds tonight!

Sunday, March 11, 2012

NEW obligatory intro post!

Okay, so the "sweetheart" is now out of the picture and a Disney blog is not the place to go into breakup drama and bull-hockey, don't you agree? Right? Right. Moving on!

Well, I'm 24 now, as I'm sure some of you are aware. So, instead of it being a year in Disney movies... Let's be honest here - as a full-time college student, particularly a MUSIC student and a VOCAL student at that, I did not have the time to be watching a movie a week. Every hour-plus spent watching a Disney movie is an hour-plus not spent in a practice room. Which is baaaaaaaad.

So, in case you've gotten this far and not figured it out, I am a rampaging Disney fan with a few life issues. But we're going to talk about the former and leave the latter out of it, except on special occasions. This is one of them: I failed Music Theory I my first time taking it - that was last semester. Since Georgia Southern University (Go Eagles!) does things a bit retardedly (no offense!), I can't take it again until this coming Fall Semester. This is the music-college equivalent of being held back in first grade.

But I'm not going to worry about that right now. Gotta keep it positive! POSITIVE! And part of keeping positive is re-vamping this blog. (As previous visitors have noticed, the old posts have been wiped clean because I don't want to look at them.) Instead of one year, with a Disney movie a week, I'll be keeping y'all (Yes, I'm still Southern, so I use "y'all") informed of my collegiate goings-on. To keep in the Disney life theme, I'll be posting nostalgia at semi-regular intervals.

So to recap - whenever I have the time, I'll watch a Disney movie. I'll be going in chronological order, from Snow White on forward. After watching this Disney movie, I shall post a nostalgic review. I'll tell you at what age I first saw the movie, my favorite song, how I saw it then, how I see it now... You know, stuff like that. Maybe I'll stick some stuff in that you could have just as easily found on Wikipedia, but I like trivia, so sue me! Every so often, I might throw in a Mickey Mouse cartoon. And I won't be sticking JUST with the animated flicks - Mary Poppins is just too good!

Oh, and here's one more thing - this is STILL a countdown blog. Since I am no longer going to Walt Disney World this summer, I've got it planned as a graduation trip. That way, it'll be bigger, better, and guess what? I plan on taking my best friend/sister and mom with me! We're even thinking of making it a package deal - one of those X-number of days on land, X-days at sea Disney Cruise thingies! Over the next four years, the films of the Walt Disney Studios will keep me going.

Wish me luck!

~ Marigold